Types of people you see in church


Which one you belong???

1. The Sleepers

The Sleepers
We are here for the AC and nothing else

2. The Chargers

The Chargers
These ones come early to church to find space.
Once it's 100%, church dismissed

3. The Fashionistas

The Fashionistas
They bring the latest and trending styles to church

4. The Critics

The Critics
Always alert to find faults in the preacher

5. The Sprayers

The Sprayers
They cheerfully come out to appreciate performers with five notes of 20naira

6. The Stubborn ones

The Stubborn ones
The usher tells them to sit here and they are like, "I wantu sit beside the pulpit "
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